What are the odds?

100 percent

Trump’s latest grift is something called a UFC Freedom 250 Coin, available today, which he and his family are selling for upwards of $12,000. No, that’s not a typo. Of course it’s just more corruption and graft, but nobody who can do anything about it seems to care anymore. Caring about corruption is a quaint, antiquated notion. But as much as Trump tries to deflect our attention away to things like cage match fights on the White House lawn and an unending war with Iran that has ended more times than any other war in history, let’s stay focused on what really matters: Trump is in the Epstein Files and his administration is engaged in an active cover-up to prevent us from finding out the truth. You can take that to the bank — even if you spent your savings on a Trump coin.

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