We’ve Reached a Truce
The Dept. of War calls off hostilities against the Boy Scouts
My fellow Americans, just less than 24 hours ago, Dept. of War Secretary, Pete Hegseth, has reached an historic deal with the Boy Scouts of America where they have agreed to back down from their reckless, dangerous pursuit of DEI policies, which threaten all Americans, but especially the fighting men — and sometimes women — (only if they’re good enough, of course) of the US military. We never know when we might have to ask them to put their lives at risk and we can’t have them all stressed out about whether the Boy Scouts are fooling around with godless ideas about race and inclusion. This deal will ensure peace with the Boy Scouts going forward and should be noted by the Nobel Peace Prize committee. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Oh… and also, we’ve declared war on Iran.
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