Illegal Tender
There’s nothing humorous about this funny money
Last week we learned Trump has decided to put his mug on a new $250 bill, along with our passports, a 250th-anniversary commemorative coin and banners all over Washington D.C. He’s also scrawling his name and/or signature on a multitude of government buildings, battleships, paper currencies and the list goes on. As for the $250 bill, never mind the fact that it’s illegal to put the portrait of a living person on any U.S. currency — he doesn’t care about the law! And when I said he’s putting his “mug” on that bill, I meant his literal police mug shot. That’s the image they’ve chosen. Forget about putting a living person on our currency, we’ve never had a convicted felon’s face on our money! At least having his image so readily available, it’ll be easier to pick him out of any future line-ups.
The sketch:
I plan on stocking up on fine tip Sharpies so I can add 'is a pedo/felon/rapist' behind his signature on every single paper currency I had the misfortune to end up with, then passing it on as quickly as possible to spread the word.